Since requiem_17_23 wrote this, I felt that I should tidy this up slightly and post it. As with his post; apologies to Rebecca Borgstrom...
The Scripture of the Seeking Maiden
Once there was a Maiden... Who had a problem that needed fixing. She couldn't do it herself, and only had peanuts to offer. She had to hire a monkey, and the problem remained. "To travel is not to arrive", she said.