- You insensitive clod, my grandparents were murdered by having their brains pulled out through their nostrils with a tickybox
- You insensitive clod, my ex- had her spleen removed with a spoon! — Anon
- You insensitive clod, living-by-committee killed my grandparents
- You insensitive clod, my ancestor got ground to pieces by apotemnophobes!
- You insensitive clod! A backdated journal entry incriminated my great-grandfather!
- The Khmer Rouge impaled my grandfather's head on a pike, you insensitive clod!
- You insensitive clod, The Cranberries killed my great aunt Matilda
- You insensitive clod, my cousin died of anaphylactic shock caused by a banana!
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