A lively young damsel named Menzies Inquired: "Do you know what this thenzies?" Her aunt, with a gasp, Replied: "It's a wasp, And you're holding the end where the stenzies."
(Gakked from somewhere which gakked it from the BBC which...)
*giggles* When I was on there earlier this morning, it only had the 3 MPs and "Who would you prefer as leader of the Lib Dems?" (Sir Menzies was in the lead but only by about 5% over Hughes, who was only 5% above Huhne. I think.)