Cheese, Free Software and the Metropolitan line appear to be clear winners; Chocolate and 鲼 are close winners over Garlic and 素. I've made the glyphs links to their Unihan-Search pages, which include a bit of 'definition' text...
And for something completely different, rho has written this short short which had me laughing, at least.
[Edit: I meant Cheese, not Chalk! Thanks Tay.]
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