DEAR FRIEND-IN-STALLMAN,

As you may know, I used to be the Leader of the great DEBIAN
PROJECT.  Recently I was removed from my post by one BRANDEN
ROBINSON, and since that time the PROJECT has release a new
version of DEBIAN codename SARGE.  The relesae announcement
may be found at http://www.debian.org/News/2005/20050606 .

This anouncement glosses over the fact that over 2000
packages (TWO THOUSAND PACKAGES) have been removed from THE
DISTROBUTION by the PROJECT LEADERSHIP, however I am in the
position to put my hands on them at this moment.  I do
however require the aid of someone from OUTSIDE the PROJECT,
and this is where you come in.

If you can provide access to your FTP SITE or WEB SITE then
I will be able to remove these PACKAGES from under teh eyes
of the PROJECT, and I will then SPLIT them evenly between
ourselves.

I do hope you can help me with this, to our mutual PROPHET.

YOURS,

MARTIN MICHLMAYR.

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