Gorbag and Xurukk had struggled for weeks across the lands of the Light Alliance. It was harder than they expected, and their infrequent encounters tended to be short and painful. Even their visit to the delta of the naiads had ended with their, exhausted, flight.
Finally they reached the Villa of the Overking of the North-West. By means of great cunning (and their innate night-vision) they made their way to the Great Hall and stood in front of the Alliance's Sacred Tome.
Suddenly they were blinded as the Great God LU appeared, proclaimed:
"You fools! I wanted Sword and Sorcery."