Some MOTHERFUCKING ARSEWIPE stole my BLOODY SADDLE last night, so now I have a FUCKING USELESS bike which I can't DAMN WELL ride until I get a new one.
They can GO TO HELL and be DAMNED to READING SQUID/HARRY/ARTHUR-WEASLEY (non-con) SLASH for the rest of time!
May their FLESH ROT and their OFFAL be EATEN by EAGLES.
I hope someone STEALS THEIR REAR WHEEL or something equally VILE.
That feels better.