December 7th, 2005

vote cthulhu!

But I want to be eaten last

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In November, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In September, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In December, I rescued </a></b></a>ghoti from being sacrificed (-200 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In March, I exposed </a></b></a>dunkyb to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Last week, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon womble2 (65 points).

In short, I have been very good (75 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,

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