Droid: Hello, I'm phoning from Sleezy Phones Communications∗. I understand you're due to renew your phone contract in a couple of months?
Me: Am I? Oh.
Droid: How large are your phone bills?
Me: Umm, some money.
Droid: Don't you have any idea?
Me: Not really, I just check to make sure they aren't ridiculous and pay them.
Droid: Well, would you like to save a couple of quid a month?
Me: Not really, I'm entirely happy with my current provider.
Droid: But wouldn't you like to save some money? Have an extra couple of pints in the month?
Me: A couple of quid here or there doesn't make much difference.
Droid: It does to some people, it means an extra pint or two.
Me: Well, I suggest you go and talk to
Droid: OK, thank you.
∗ Not their real name, but I didn't really hear that.