November 26th, 2004

evil senji

DEFRA

</a></b></a>emperor has been wrestling with a cattle movement dataset he got from DEFRA I expect he'll rant about its crapness soon.

This is, of course, not the real cattle movement dataset; it's a carefully crafted device to make people think that DEFRA are plausibly incompetent. In reality there is a secret DEFRA Bunker under St Thomas' Hospital where the CCMD is kept; containing details of every Cattle Movement in the country, down to the millimeter using satellite tracking and embedded microchips.

Adjacent to it are the CCMD and, strangely, the CCMD.
jomscarf

Personally chauffered bus service -- a tale in four texts.

In the last 15 minutes I've recieved these text messages from </a></b></a>claroscuro

26/11/2004 17:16

Mental!  Have a WHOLE bus
alltomyself :-)

26/11/2004 17:17

Better n better - it SKIPPED
cherry hinton totally!  Wowwww

26/11/2004 17:20

Gosh!  Now its run off its route
altogether and is skulking round
the back way to Addies!  It is a
bus just for me muahahahaha

26/11/2004 17:22

And I KNOW where the busses
go now.  Stagecoach BEWARE!
So there you go. That's why the bus service is so poor....