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DEFRA

</a></b></a>emperor has been wrestling with a cattle movement dataset he got from DEFRA I expect he'll rant about its crapness soon.

This is, of course, not the real cattle movement dataset; it's a carefully crafted device to make people think that DEFRA are plausibly incompetent. In reality there is a secret DEFRA Bunker under St Thomas' Hospital where the CCMD is kept; containing details of every Cattle Movement in the country, down to the millimeter using satellite tracking and embedded microchips.

Adjacent to it are the CCMD and, strangely, the CCMD.
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