November 26th, 2004


userinfo senji
2004/11/26 17:16:00 - DEFRA
</a></b></a>emperor has been wrestling with a cattle movement dataset he got from DEFRA I expect he'll rant about its crapness soon.

This is, of course, not the real cattle movement dataset; it's a carefully crafted device to make people think that DEFRA are plausibly incompetent. In reality there is a secret DEFRA Bunker under St Thomas' Hospital where the CCMD is kept; containing details of every Cattle Movement in the country, down to the millimeter using satellite tracking and embedded microchips.

Adjacent to it are the CCMD and, strangely, the CCMD.
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Entry Tags: conspiracy, emperor, random 2004, silly, world

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userinfo atreic
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2004/11/26 09:24:21
Ok, people keep doing the cool thing with acronyms and dotted lines... how?
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userinfo senji
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2004/11/26 09:44:21
http://www.toothycat.net/wiki/wiki.pl?Senji/FAQ, question 10.
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userinfo ilanin
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2004/11/26 09:46:29
YUTNAHTMLTLT
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userinfo bellinghman
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2004/11/26 10:07:24
I think bellinghwoman was involved in implementing the Norn Irish version, many years ago. Back when the problem was trying to avoid cross-border cattle smuggling.
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